CUPIDS COUCH REVIEWS

Cupids Couch Reviewed by Maylingj

What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?

The box was really heavy, which made me wonder what on earth was inside! I opened it up and read the small leaflet and fully expected the PVC to be of poor quality for that price, but was very surprised! The PVC was high quality and strong... and not that horrible squeaky cheap stuff!

What was the item like in action?

Was expecting it to take ages to pump up, but took only a matter of minutes. I fully inflated it at first, but found that a little too bouncy! It was comfortable, in all positions, and other than the fact that it tugged at your skin (as PVC does!) it was loads of fun. I did end up with quite sore skin on my elbows and lower back from the PVC rubbing, but the fun outweighed the pain!

Did the item make you feel sexy?

Definitely! Shame I don't have the room to keep it inflated in the bedroom all the time. Wow, what a statement that would be!

What reaction did the item achieve - personally to you or with other parties?

I showed a couple of friends of mine and their eyes opened wide and they asked where they could buy one! My partner laughed and then launched himself at it, getting bounced off in the process!!! Sex should be fun and many laughs were had!

Any other comments?

This item needs a lot of room, but what a piece of furniture!


Cupids Couch Reviewed by Blowup Dollies

What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?

It arrived in a heavy box which made me wonder what on earth we had received. Its made from thick PVC and looked very sturdy once we had inflated it using the pump provided (you get a repair kit too incase of a puncture!). We had a quick look at the leaflet provided which gives some ideas for positions to try out. We thought it might take a while to blow up due to its size.

What was the item like in action?

Great fun!

Its much bigger than I though it would be from the pictures so we decided to try it out down stairs. It only took a few minutes to inflate it which was ok to do while enjoying a glass of wine. There's two main parts to inflate and then two bits which run along its length for extra support. The shape of it allows a variety of interesting and challenging positions.

It was a bit wobbly at times so its is best if one f you at least has a foot on the floor as a stabiliser.

The couch has four 'pole' like structures coming off it - two at the top and two at the foot, great for a bit of bondage play! We didn't want to use metal cuffs, didn't want to test out the puncture repair kit. So we used the traditional stocking ties. Great sexy fun!

Brilliant for whipping clean!! Go on... get the baby oil out!! No damp patch to argue about before sleep time! hehehe

Did the item make you feel sexy?

Yes in that it got us both in the mood for an evening of fun. We went through all the positions one by one testing them out. Some are better than others, and some offer deeper penetration than others. It was especially great for oral sex because the girl is raised so the guy can adopt a more comfortable position for muff diving.

What reaction did the item achieve - personally to you or with other parties?

We had a great laugh 'getting it up' we have had some envious comments from friends.

The kids love it! Oops What I mean is, we have left it inflated in the conservatory and the kids lounge around on it watching the telly. It is a really comfy chair.

Any other comments?

Didn't take long to inflate it which is good and takes seconds to deflate it so you can hide it away in a cupboard. It's fairly big so you do need space for it. The cupids couch does exceeds our expectations. It does make for kinky fun and we do seem to be using it more and more, and we have made up a position or two of our own.

How could this item be improved upon?

It could come with a nanny to take the children away for a minimum of a weekend so you can have really kinky fun!!

Would you recommend this item to a friend?

yes, defiantly because they ain't borrowin ours!

Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?

When you say shall we blow it, make sure your bloke knows your referring to the couch!

Seriously now - there's the foot stabiliser thing and the stockings for bondage ties. Also whilst your hot and sweaty it can stick to you a bit, so we draped a towel on it, and carried on.
Also great for practising evacuations from aeroplanes!!

How would you rate this item out of 5

5


Cupids Couch Reviewed by bb28

What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?

It looked really fun when i got it out of the box i didn’t realise how big it was going to be, that isn’t a bad thing though. I definitely thought that we were in for some fun with this couch.

What was the item like in action?

This couch was very good it made me and my partner have loads of fun and helped us try new and exciting positions. We both came really quickly on it

Did the item make you feel sexy?

At first i wasn’t sure but the fabric of the couch turns you on just when you touch it. Imagine what it is like having sex on it. Very good

What reaction did the item achieve - personally to you or with other parties?

It made us have loads of fun and try new things which are a very good thing. My partner and me had very good orgasms

Any other comments?

This has opened up new and exciting things in our sex life and cant wait to try it again. It will definitely be a regular feature in our sex life

How could this item be improved?

It couldn’t it is a great couch, it is easy to clean, very comfortable and does exactly what is meant to gives pleasure

Would you recommend this item to a friend?

Yes as i think that all couples should have one of these couches and enhance there sex life

Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?

Try as many position as you can with this couch go down on your partner, use different position to use it to its fullest

What rating would you give this item out of 5?

5


Cupids Couch Reviewed by debronich

What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?

I looked at it grabbed it out of the box and thought hey I’m going to have some fun with this. I wasn’t sure how it would perform at first as its mot something I would normally use to spice our sex life up. Space was an issue for the first few mins so we took it outside into our secluded garden. The packaging was classy  not tackey and looked like a quality product. I knew within minutes we would end up in fits of giggles but still had loads of fun.

What was the item like in action?

the item definitely did what it promised’ jump on for the ride of your life’ It was a totally new experience for us. I think this product is for the more agile of us. We didn’t notice anything around us we were laughing too much and enjoying ourselves. We did have to time it right in case the post came. Didn’t want to give the old boy a shock. It felt real sexy to the skin, nice and soft. It was a hit for us but did ache a lot the next day. Good way to spice things up, have a good laugh and get loads of exercise. The only issue I had with the product was the size because of space but it was ok once we put it outside the patio doors.

Did the item make you feel sexy?

The item definitely turned us on, as it brought a new element of fun into the relationship. We definitely lost any inhibitions we may have had before hand. The product made me feel my age would suit a younger more agile couple but was loads of fun.

What reaction did the item achieve - personally to you or with other parties?

The product has made us more adventurous, especially my husband who’s normally rather shy.Ive not shown the product to anyone else yet but plan to show several couples.They were very interested in the product after id told them how much fun we had.

Any other comments?

This product has actually got my husband out into the garden to have sex with me.I saw my opportunity when I saw how big it was. We will definitely be using it again when the weather warms up a bit lol.

How could this item be improved?

I didn’t find any fault with the product. Maybe different colours to match your furnishings, you could leave it up for longer and have more fun.

Would you recommend this item to a friend?

I’m already recommending this product and will be taking it to the couples that I know to show them. I’m sure it will spice things up for all of us.

Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?

If someone does buy this product then they should consider space or at least have a secluded garden. We used the user guide and tried out most of the positions before collapsing exhausted.

What rating would you give this item out of 5?

5


Cupids Couch Reviewed by Missy

What was your first impression of the item sent to you? - the look and feel of it and your assumptions of how it was going to perform?

I couldn't believe the weight of this when the courier dropped it off and was desperate to rip the packing off!

I was really excited when I saw what this was as my husband and I had already looked at this before. It was well packaged and came complete with an electric pump. The instructions to blow it up were fairly clear and it didn't take long to inflate it (or my husband!!!!!)

What was the item like in action?

The size of the couch was surprising - make sure you clear plenty of room, not just for the couch but for manouvering around it and into the different positions. The positions were easy to follow and we made up a few of our own!

The couch is very sturdy, although it can be an art form trying not to fall off it in some of the positions.

Did the item make you feel sexy?

Definitely!!!!! We were able to get into some excellent positions that allowed my husband to pump me deep and hard. We tried all of the positions suggested on the card that came with it

What reaction did the item acheive - personally to you or with other parties?

This gave us both a really good laugh and fantastic orgasms due to the positions we were able to get into.

Any other comments?

Not sure how much this model costs but is worth every penny!

The couch also comes with a puncture repair kit - perfect if you get carried away whilst wearing stilletos!

How could this item be improved?

Perhaps making the base a bit heavier in order to keep it more stable. Also it would be good if it came with a bag to store it in.

Would you recomend this item to a friend?

ABSOLUTELY!

Do you have any hot tips for usage with this item?

Have a glass of wine and go for it!

Make sure you have plenty of room to maneouvre around

What rating would you give this item out of 5?

4.5


Cupids Couch Reviewed by AlexSuze.com

I took receipt of two parcels the other day. Today we unpacked the second much larger parcel and removed a large poly covered lozenge, a piece of A4 paper and a…no, I don’t think I’m going to tell you…Oh, go on then. A foot pump. I can hear the cogs turning in your heads as you try to think of the reason for the foot pump. Well, I won’t keep you in suspense any more. The package contained a Cupids Couch, courtesy of our toy supplier an early Christmas present and what could be more apt for us than a couch for fucking on. Did I mention it’s wipe clean too? ;)

Alex unfurled the couch attached the pump and began to pump away. I just love how that sounds. Meanwhile I looked at the usage diagram sheet and memorised them for later. Lol

The couch needs a reasonable amount of space to inflate and use, so we decided to blow it up in the living room. Praying that neither of our parents popped round to see us. I had my excuse at the ready, “It’s an ergonomic bed for your friends to use if they need to crash out at your house”, would be my response to the inevitable question. I’m so good, aren’t I? Almost a pro. :D

We did wait until nightfall to inflate the couch so that we could close the curtains or all the neighbours would be wanting one too. It didn’t take Alex long, when he first laid it out I thought by the time he had finished inflating it he would be so out of breath that he wouldn’t want to use it. Lol

One thing I do advise is that you allow it to warm to the ambient room temperature before you start. That’s me ever practical. Another thing to watch for is your cat taking a keen interest, especially with it’s claws! Mine just had a quick sniff, looked at me as if to say “Dirty Cow” and walked off.

First position, and I’m not talking ballet! Lol over the backrest, being fucked from behind. Postion was wonderfully aligned, unlike in the past when there have been differences in height to contend with. This was a perfect position with added bounce. Each stroke could be accompanied by an upward bounce from me, something which normally doesn’t occur unless you have rubber knees. It felt just like wearing air soles must feel to an athlete. Yes, I said air soles, don’t be so rude. LOL

I noticed later that the position we used was not on the diagram. ;) Do you think I could earn some commission for submitting it to their creative department?

Unfortunately, we didn’t manage another position on the first run because we were enjoying ourselves too much. Pity! We had to try again. I can just hear you all saying “ahhh”. Another thing which did cross my mind in the throws of passion is that I wanted to pee on Alex and it is possible without worry of staining on this pvc love couch providing that you have it placed on a vinyl floor or something equally water resistant. Right, I am leaving this section to jump back in bed with Alex if you will excuse me!

The following morning we picked up where we left off. We’re so dedicated to this job. I must mention at this point before I forget, that the PVC compound this couch is constructed from is not at all slippery. In fact it tends to aide your grip and therefore increase your leverage. It also smells nice, I may have to include this as my second favourite smell after leather.

I decided to take control and got Alex to lay with his back on the couch whilst I straggled him, reverse cowgirl. This position can often be a tricky one for the girl, if practiced on a chair you either find you require high heels to gain the height required for good movement or that you are squatting so low to reach your cock target that your thighs have only limited use before you collapse.

I found neither of these to be a problem, my legs quite comfortably stretched over the width of the couch allowing me to place my heels soundly on the floor. This is where the added bounce I mentioned earlier comes back in to play. For every downward thrust I gave, Alex met me with an energetic upward thrust. This made for a very deep, very satisfying fuck. I lost count of the orgasms, it was a truly mind blowing experience.

I have only good things to say about this couch. It fits both Alex and I perfectly and aids sexual stamina in some of the most demanding positions and that has to be a good thing. Don’t you agree? ;)Anything which enables me to fuck for longer gets a vote in my book.

The only criticism I do have is it’s overall stability when you are giving it your all. I found myself either leaning to one side or the other and having to straighten up but it didn’t present too much of a problem. To counteract this we added more air to the top portion of the couch and that reduced the movement.

So a top tip is, keep your couch fully inflated at all times and if you are going at it like porn stars you may need to jump off and give it a quick pump now and again. I suppose this could be called “couch fluffing”. :D

Something which made me smile whilst I was being take from behind whilst leaning over the backrest was one of the usage notes on the base, “Intended for novelty use only”. For some reason this made me chuckle. Perhaps it would have been more apt to have put “This couch is going to make you fuck like a teenager”…

Oooh, still got another 12 positions to try out and some of my own, this weekend is passing too quickly!

This couch is a revelation. It allows you to try out positions you’d never considered before. It also allows you to enjoy those awkward positions you may have tried without the risk of physical injury, and for longer, thus increasing your enjoyment.

Its design is strong, practical and because of its gently curving shape, will suit any couple’s stature.

One great feature is that the inflation takes place in two main sections and two very small side bars which run the length of the couch. From box to use it’s fifteen minutes of pumping. If you store with just the top section deflated and slid discretely under you bed it’s less than four minutes before the couch is ready for action.

The only gripe we do have is that it has to be fully inflated before use. Even a slight deflation, as we experienced overnight between uses, makes the couch unstable,. But a few stokes with the supplied pump and you’re ready to go again.

Now supplied with an electric pump which only takes a few minutes to inflate.

Thanks to www.alexsuze.com for the review.

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